Sunday, 31 January 2016

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Wednesday, 29 May 2013

A Married Man.

A newly married man asked his wife, "Would you have married me if my father hadn't left me a fortune?" "Honey," the woman replied sweetly, "I'd have married you, NO MATTER WHO LEFT YOU A FORTUNE"

Monday, 13 May 2013

Thai women are peculiar.

Time For A Laugh

I was minding my own business in a bar when this gorgeous brunette came onto me! I couldn't believe it!

Never going to Thailand again.

Sunday, 5 May 2013

My Irish Girlfriend

Just had a very embarrassing misunderstanding with my new Irish girlfriend.

Turns out she just wanted me to take her in the Yaris.

Saturday, 4 May 2013

Anne frank the belieber?

I don't think Anne Frank would have been a Justin Beiber fan.

The fact that millions of people are following an idiot is the reason she was hiding in an attic in the first place.

Friday, 3 May 2013

The pencil predicament.

Teacher: “Jimmy, why aren’t you writing?”
Jimmy: “I don’t has a pencil.”
Teacher: “Jimmy, that’s not a correct sentence. The correct way is: I don’t have a pencil; he doesn’t have a pencil; we don’t have a pencil.”
Jimmy: “Who stole all the pencils then?”

Rent and sex comparison

my rent payments are a bit like my sex life, i love been on top, but sometimes i get behind...

Sunday, 24 March 2013

Street Corners you dont want to stand on.

I'm sorry dude but I was just walking down the street when I seen your wife stood on the corner.
Dump dat hoe!!